Welcome To Hell


if i have to watch steve rogers die in mcu and then watch bucky barnes get complete and utterly destroyed by it then marvel is paying for my fucking therapy bills

  #text    #im going to set myself on fire :)    #mcu    #NOBODY WANTS CIVIL WAR MARVEL  



no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo

a biography by john winchester.

  #text    #lol    #fuck john winchester  


watching Teen Wolf like




ignoring the fact that piper kerman identifies herself as bisexual so that you can drool about how “not everybody needs labels!!!!” is bisexual erasure, period

the label of “bisexual” needs support and visibility to lift the stigma surrounding bisexuality and to reinforce its legitimacy. don’t take that away from us just because you think it’s more poetic or philosophical or whatever to not have labels



okay so I was making a gif of demon Dean from that 10x03 clip and I noticed something



His demon eyes weren’t in sync lol. Naturally, it made me think


hellatus is making me bonkers okay

  #text    #oh my god lol    #demon!dean    #remember that post about him doing tricks with his eyes    #i want that so much  
"Hello, Cruel World"




"The Nightmare Before Christmas" Cuckoo Clock

Jack Skellington and Sally stand in front of the Town Hall and Jack’s Tower. At the flip of a switch, the windows of Jack’s Tower, the ghosts and pumpkins illuminate with glowing light. Instead of a traditional cuckoo on the hour, this clock plays “This is Halloween” while Zero pops in and out of the doors atop the Town Hall. The clock is powered by a precision quartz movement and features an embellished clock face, complete with spider web design and slightly off-kilter numbers. The swinging brass-toned pendulum is decorated with the Halloween Town Spiral Hill. Decorative pinecone weights hang below, with Shock and Barrel clinging to them while Lock cheers them on from above.

You can purchase it here!

This is utterly adorable. 

(But the idea of a clock with dangling things in the same house as the Kittens of Chaos is TERRIFYING.



SPN episode in which there are no women in the world, only men. Only manly men. the human race is ending because there are no women to give birth to children. Men all walk around sexually frustrated because they can’t have sex. All the men have tragic backstories, in which all the women around them died. Nobody waits the restaurants or cafes and it’s pandemonium out there. WHO WILL POUR THE COFFEE? nobody. strip clubs have become war zones. all the men are rugged and wear plaid. they shed one tear every friday to remember all their wives mothers and girlfriends. such pain. such manly pain. dean and sam stroll into a motel in bumfuck nowhere and ask for a pair of queens. the man at the counter laughs at them, “a pair of queens" he says, it’s funny, because he is implying dean and sam are gay. as if. and then he remembers.

there are no more queens.

all the women are dead.

it’s friday, so they all look towards the horizon and shed a manly tear.



tbh early john and sherlock together is still really heartbreaking and angsty because there has been so much building up to it and Sherlock just can’t believe it and the insecurity shows every three seconds and John’s heart breaks like “oh god sherlock” and he has to pull him in for kisses and reassure him

BUT settled into their relationship John and Sherlock is hilaaaarious. like John calls Sherlock “sherl” sometimes to embarrass him and purrs “solve me a crime sherlock holmes” at crime scenes to watch him blush and get huffy and sherlock deliberately puts body parts where john will stumble across them during his morning routine just so he can lie in bed and hear John shout “SHERLOCK I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD” every morning and John calls Sherlock cute and then falls to the ground laughing as Sherlock dies of mortification in the cutest way possible and John just permanently walk behind sherlock who is just bouncing around like an overexcited puppy during cases alternatively apologizing for his boyfriend’s behaviour or protectively snapping at anyone who dares look at him the wrong way and he’s just like “yeah he’s just an idiot, yeah no yeah i’m like fucking in love with him but he’s like actually a fucking madman sorry” like what the FUCK these tw o are so pathetically hilariosu JEEZuusjhfghudik

  #text    #criessoftlyintohands    #oh no  


boy being able to manipulate metals would be pretty magneato